Thursday, January 19, 2012

The Cheat Sheet: Jan. 19, 2012


Current Events & Politics

Republican Candidate Mitt Romney is taking heat for claiming he earned “not very much” for speaking fees, then revealing “not very much” was $374k. Hey Mitt, I’m willing to work for “not very much,” too! Read more.


Wikipedia becomes the next big site to “go dark”  in protest of the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA), a bill that Wikipedia, Reddit, and others say is a threat to Internet freedom.


*SIDEBAR: click here to see all the funny tweets from kids freaking out over Wikipedia’s blackout…it’s freaking hilarious!  http://bit.ly/yLu8H8

Sen. Mark Rubio drops support for the Protect Intellectual Property Act (PIPA) over concerns of its effect on Internet freedom…PIPA is the Senate’s version of SOPA.

FBI sting operation into Wall Street corruption called “perfect hedge” leads to 2 more arrests. Over 60 arrests have been made so far, with $61.8 million in illegal profits made off of just ONE stock.




World Bank warns the world to prepare for a global economic crisis worse than 2008, blaming in part the on-going fight in Washington about taxes and spending…get it together Washington! You’re screwing it up for everybody!

7 teens posted a video of themselves beating up another kid on YouTube, and now they’re going to jail. #MeanAndStupid


Another Republican admits to getting a “Sweetheart Deal,” or VIP loan, from the now defunct Countrywide Mortgage…a company that thrived by making questionable loans to unqualified borrowers and then selling them to investors… http://politi.co/xTefU1



Obama’s controversial appointment of
Richard Cordray as director of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau while congress was in “recess” is being challenged as unconstitutional.



According to sources, the Obama Administration is planning to reject the infamous Keystone XL Oil Pipeline over environmental concerns.




Things that make you go hmm…

A 36 year-old California virgin is selling his sperm directly to couples looking to conceive…and the Federal Government is not really feelin’ it. In fact, they’re suing him.
Say fetch! People were walking their dogs when the pups uncovered a severed head in the Hollywood Hills… http://on.msnbc.com/yDRuVG

NYPD is developing an infared gun scanner that could see weapons through clothing. Can you say AWESOME?! 

Apparently some idiots threw a smoke bomb over the White House’s fence, prompting a lock down and evacuation. They’re blaming an occupy protester.


Twelve girls in upstate New York come down with Tourette’s-like symptoms, uncontrollable body movements and outbursts…official diagnosis: Mass Hysteria?

New images of something scientists call “The Pillars of Creation” show the formation of new stars in a faraway galaxy...it’s pretty amazing to think how little we know about space. Here's an actual photo:






GOSSIP & Other Junk Food for the Mind…
If you’ve had a hopeless crush on Jonny Depp, don’t give up yet. He broke up with his girlfriend.
 
The late rapper Big Pun’s daughter Vanessa Rios thinks she can actually sing. What do you think?
Bruno Mars cocaine possession charge…DISMISSED
 

Deion Sanders’ wife is pissed…she’s calling him a cheater and a bully in her divorce filing claiming he is guilty of adultery, cruel and unusual treatment, and physical abuse.


Ex-Miss USA is in court for DUI charges…can we have an inmate pic via Photoshop? Please?




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